tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34591549.post8345583728688011950..comments2023-11-05T18:46:32.295+11:00Comments on Baino's Banter: Doggy Doo'sUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34591549.post-12588046851816789662008-10-01T02:03:00.000+10:002008-10-01T02:03:00.000+10:00But if I bring in liver treats, won't they get me ...But if I bring in liver treats, won't they get me for that? Whereas I've never heard of anyone being prosecuted for having stains on their clothing. Tee hee.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34591549.post-17100970021228598072008-09-30T20:20:00.000+10:002008-09-30T20:20:00.000+10:00Jay - liver 'treats' not sloppy offal! And yes of ...Jay - liver 'treats' not sloppy offal! And yes of course, there are ways around it if you have lotsa dosh and someone to sponsor you. My poor old crippled Auntie emigrated at 72 cos we sponsored her and she bought a shitload of kish! <BR/><BR/>AV: Biltong! exactly! Although that's a prohibited substance so you'll get frisked by the ever vigilant customs officers and your biltong confiscated. Then the totally pissed off sniffer schnoofers who thought they were going to have a treat are likely to 'rip your arm off and hit you around the head with the wet end' (strange saying that, my father used to say it!)<BR/><BR/>Haha we were sniffed by Beagles in the UK!Bainohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14156193098088048637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34591549.post-90439031679974894702008-09-30T19:30:00.000+10:002008-09-30T19:30:00.000+10:00Right, well, having enjoyed my fair share of time ...Right, well, having enjoyed my fair share of time in the company of Labradors and other retrievers, I know full well that if I should ever want to visit your fair shores, all I need to have is a lot of biltong. I've yet to meet a dog, anywhere in the world who cannot be bribed, made to roll over and play dead with a bit of dried meat. Kudu is preferable, though beef does nicely!<BR/><BR/>I'm hoping to have it a lot easier going to the UK!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04871239587214383387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34591549.post-47013874773519348932008-09-30T17:52:00.000+10:002008-09-30T17:52:00.000+10:00I bet you let people in if they have millions and ...I bet you let people in if they have millions and millions of dosh! Over 45 or not! Most people do ... LOL!<BR/><BR/>OK, so when I come to visit Australia, I have to wipe the inside of all my pockets with raw liver, but <I>not actually have any with me</I>, then the dog - being a labrador and totally obsessed with food - will lose all credibility and I can bring in what the heck I like.<BR/><BR/>MWAHAHAHA!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34591549.post-57406885212112712832008-09-30T17:02:00.000+10:002008-09-30T17:02:00.000+10:00Nup you have to emigrate before you turn 45! And y...Nup you have to emigrate before you turn 45! And you have to have a skill that we like (we'll give you points for it) plus you have to be be good at sports that nobody else plays such as Aussie Rules and Netball and Cricket! (I made that last bit up) Frankly, I wouldn't bother, it's like California without a Disneyland!Bainohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14156193098088048637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34591549.post-12431599439685772122008-09-30T15:37:00.000+10:002008-09-30T15:37:00.000+10:00do I really have to move to Australia before I tur...do I really have to move to Australia before I turn 35?a.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04187569807093887442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34591549.post-47600750598074778982008-09-30T13:54:00.000+10:002008-09-30T13:54:00.000+10:00GAH! I don't mind smoked cod, but dried/salted . ....GAH! I don't mind smoked cod, but dried/salted . . .as for embryos . .seriously though I think people come from particularly the middle east and China thinking we don't have food here!Bainohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14156193098088048637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34591549.post-9475164642130982082008-09-30T11:44:00.000+10:002008-09-30T11:44:00.000+10:00Oh I thought of coming to visit and bring some dri...Oh I thought of coming to visit and bring some dried salted cod and boiled duck embryos. Hahaha!Ces Adoriohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17338000465619901229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34591549.post-11996655104679436372008-09-30T08:57:00.000+10:002008-09-30T08:57:00.000+10:00Miladysa, quite so. Actually mine's very polite an...Miladysa, quite so. Actually mine's very polite and only snots on trousers. <BR/><BR/>Me too Paddy, she's my main source of company these days. My 'third' child.<BR/><BR/>Wuffa . . I hope not! I paid $42.50 to get them 'cleaned'.Bainohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14156193098088048637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34591549.post-19605335247308332692008-09-30T08:23:00.000+10:002008-09-30T08:23:00.000+10:00so, they're dead now? :Oso, they're dead now? :Olaughingwolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08873675614347328116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34591549.post-56099059546244702008-09-30T08:22:00.000+10:002008-09-30T08:22:00.000+10:00Dogs are brilliant!I'd have gone mad a long time a...Dogs are brilliant!<BR/><BR/>I'd have gone mad a long time ago without my dogs.<BR/><BR/>They accept me and all my eccentricities! woof Baino ... woof! :smile:Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34591549.post-21267671672061914892008-09-30T07:43:00.000+10:002008-09-30T07:43:00.000+10:00That's why they are a man's/women's best friend an...That's why they are a man's/women's best friend and a nightmare for scallies.<BR/><BR/>They can sniff me any time - as the great man himself once said - I have nothing to declare except my genius ;-DMiladysahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08065128196666157541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34591549.post-6460191573476269152008-09-30T06:15:00.000+10:002008-09-30T06:15:00.000+10:00Aww Wuffa . .I hope my deccies are OK it was expen...Aww Wuffa . .I hope my deccies are OK it was expensive to have them gassed!<BR/><BR/>Nick someone sent cocaine actually coating rolls of flexible plastic sheeting and in unopened photo albums and they nabbed him!<BR/><BR/>Quicky 'carbon copies' gawd haven't used them since the 70's. They have two types of dogs. Those that bark and go ballistic (use em in the back when they're sorting rubbish, you can sometimes here them barking at the domestic terminal) and the strong silent types like yours among passengers. They just sit and mark their mark!<BR/><BR/>kj if you're not carrying you have nothing to fear! (I wonder if Anita Cobby felt that way!)<BR/><BR/>Well good for you Megs. Next installment - "Why would you live in a land where everything wants to Kill you!" heheBainohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14156193098088048637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34591549.post-66180506165363574852008-09-30T04:17:00.000+10:002008-09-30T04:17:00.000+10:00I'm still coming over there as soon as I get a cha...I'm still coming over there as soon as I get a chance! But thanks for the warnings!Meganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09387041422819664987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34591549.post-50031417670372653442008-09-30T02:02:00.000+10:002008-09-30T02:02:00.000+10:00baino, i don't think you should apply for work wit...baino, i don't think you should apply for work with the australian tourist board. ha!kjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15122196887043345981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34591549.post-19300963653489919322008-09-30T01:15:00.000+10:002008-09-30T01:15:00.000+10:00The border crossing from Argentina to Chile is a l...The border crossing from Argentina to Chile is a long drawn out affair with sniffer dogs roaming solo as you submit immigration forms (4 carbon copies) and another separate custom form. <BR/><BR/>The sniffer dog ( a lab) stopped and sat beside a guy in the queue and waited until he had the attention of his trainer. Then he raised his paw and tapped the guy on the knee twice as if to say 'this bloke is a dodgy geeza!'. Quite amazing to watch! The guy was then quietly ushered off to the side, most likely for the ol' rubber glove treatment - yikes!Paddy in BA (Quickroute)https://www.blogger.com/profile/12748161252400814925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34591549.post-40060803177525582452008-09-29T22:58:00.000+10:002008-09-29T22:58:00.000+10:00Jeez, I'll have to be very careful what I bring in...Jeez, I'll have to be very careful what I bring into Oz. I don't want any enthusiastic sniffer dogs nosing at my behind, thank you. I'd better send the drugs on ahead secreted in the spines of academic textbooks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34591549.post-73760535452341294112008-09-29T21:55:00.000+10:002008-09-29T21:55:00.000+10:00yay! more countries should adopt your strict impor...yay! more countries should adopt your strict import regulations!<BR/><BR/>and yeah, the irradiated stuff? fuhgeddaboudit! ;) lollaughingwolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08873675614347328116noreply@blogger.com