Baino's Banter

I have been in battle with a smartass from a fund manager all day I have $1.92 in the bank It is raining very hard and has been all week Cri...

OK we're all now adults but it's still my house, my mortgage, my rules. (Gawd, I sound like a Dalek " Obey . . obey . . .obey ....

I am one of those filthy smokers. I have been for years. I only ever smoke half a cigarette which makes it even more silly and expensive and...

Two of the most memorable experiences of my life, the most wonderful, the most intimate were the birth of my two children. Within seconds o...

Purple Moon is a Ginger? What the? . . . Well I do! I like to watch planes flying overhead while I'm hanging my washing out and wonder ...

I was just mucking about this morning and did this blogthings quiz but it's scarily accurate. What Your Handwriting Says About You You a...

Ooops, forgot toshare two essentials: Where I while away the wee hours . . . Sort of speaks for itself. Notice cheap glass - I am a basher!

These are a few of my favourite things: French Perfume - can't live without it . . Calvin Klein, Rochas and Chanel - life's little l...

My car is posessed. I have this problem. If I pull up to a halt a little too quickly and turn everything off at the same time I move into pa...

I'm being very blokey today and feeling sorry for myself. I have a sore throat and a hacking cough. I came home from work. I watched Tr...

There is no doubt we're different. And thank goodness. I love men and embrace diversity. Depsite their collective propensity to not rea...

Tuesday night is my dread night. The kids are out. The TV is horrendous. I've flicked between Dancing with the Stars on Channel 10, CSI ...

I can't stand peace and quiet. Not total quiet. I need music, even background noise of the TV. I love a house full of people and laught...

Johnny Dodge has long finished his dinner by the time I’m thinking of knocking off work. Shifty’s snuggled the snugglepot into the cot. Sou...

Portrait of Clive James by Jeffrey Smart - Brilliant Clive James once said “Paintings don’t scare people, words scare people . . .paintings...

New Zealand's had it for a while. Tassie's had it for a month. NT doesn't have it. Queensland won't have it. WA is behind an...

Many years ago, I worked for a multi-national Direct Selling company that had an in-house art department. They produced more magazines than ...

No, you're not imagining things, I deleted last night's post. Whilst it was written as only semi-serious and the comments were hilar...

So you think you're privacy is safe on Facebook . . .that only your friends can see you? Not if you write in notes . . there's a gli...

It's getting very nesty here . Spring is here, the grass is riz and there's no doubt where the birdies is. I'm woken at 4:30, ye...