Ten Rules of Chocolate (PMS Cure)

I'm looking for Belgian couveture chocolate to put in my chocky fountain at Easter and found this . . . . I'm still looking for the couveture . . .

The Ten Rules of Chocolate

1. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
2. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
3. The problem: How to get your month's supply of chocolate home from the supermarket in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the car park or take an esky.
4. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
5. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
6. Eatiing equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate constitutes a balanced diet.
7. Money talks. Chocolate sings - Beautifully!
8. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.
9. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
10. If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
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