Teenager paints giant willie on roof of family home
Rory McInnes, 18, climbed on to the flat roof of his parents' home and daubed the symbol using a tin of white paint, after watching a programme about Google Earth.
But parents Andy and Clare did not discover their son's rude artwork until a helicopter spotted it on top of their home near Hungerford, Berkshire in England.
The pilot called The Sun newspaper, which then contacted Mr McInnes to tell him.
Mr McInnes, 54, a company director, thought the newspaper was having a joke.
He said: "It's an April Fool's joke, right? There's no way there's a 60ft phallus on top of my house."
However, when he asked each of his four children if there was indeed the image of a phallus on their newly-completed roof, Rory owned up.
When Mr McInnes phoned his son, who is currently in Brazil on a gap year, the teenager said: "Oh, you've found it then!"
The boy's father appeared to take the prank in good humour.
But he said: "When Rory gets home he will be given a scrubbing brush and white spirit and he can go and scrub it off."
More of a funwit than a fuckwit . .because it's been a week of total fuckwittage and I need some laughter . . . and a far cry from the knobs my boss and Maloney used to draw on my lecture books years ago!
Erm . . M rated . . .but thankfully short . . .
oh dear, I have such a story to tell about drawing said phallus symbol on things but I fear being hunted down because I just KNOW someone will remember a certain incident at the %^$$# carpark and all I can say is it was like 30 years ago OK IM SORRY
ReplyDeleteI never liked a flat roof! ;)
ReplyDeleteROFL :D
ReplyDeleteI had seen that in the news and chuckled. Good for the parents for taking it in stride.
ReplyDeleteObsure reference: King Triton's castle spire in "The Little Mermaid" theatre poster( of which I've an original lobby # ). The artist used a phallus as his signature in most of his work. unfortunately, the Disney heads( pardon the expression ) didn't take to kindly to this. I remember pulling all the videos when they hit the stores.
ReplyDeleteHere, at least the kid is being somewhat creative and not out shooting any-one!
That is f-ing hilariuos!
ReplyDeletehow vulgar!
ReplyDeleteMarvellous, just my kind of humour ... ha ha ha
ReplyDeletebloody pathetic lack of talent, and zero imagination... :(
ReplyDeleteLOL!! We have a flat roof over our bedrooms ... I can't let my brothers-in-law see this! :D Have a great weekend Baino! I'm going to try and do the blog prompt questions you posted here ...
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ReplyDeleteHehe, one of my classmates once drew a penis to my other classmates car.
ReplyDeleteFunny *!*
ReplyDeleteMelanie you're wicked!
ReplyDeleteWith good reason apparently Grannymar
ROFLMACOPTA C:)
Amazing what you find on Google Earth Hokie
Subby I've heard that the animators pop obscure symbols (if you catch my drift) within their movies.
Kid's got a sense of humour and plenty of time by the looks of it. Welcome aboard Liz!
Hehe Megs. I said 'penis' *giggle*
Now don't you come the high moral ground with me Mr Gledwood!
Moon, I can only imagine!
Harsh Wuffa! He's 18, that's all they think about!
Onya Mel. Good weekend to you and your lot too!
Ropi, it's a right of passage! I've driven around with one carved in the dust on my car without knowing it!
Well I thought so Annie!
Thank you...you made my Friday!!
ReplyDeletelol lol
Many moons ago after a drawing exam a couple of my fellow students drew large penises on my nudes which I wasn't aware of until my drawings were returned to me :-(
ReplyDeleteI can laugh now, but I wasn't feeling too comfortable back then... (and I had to repeat the class)
great story... wish I had an enormous roof to climb on :-)
best wishes Ribbon
G'day... finally got to comment and enjoy your interview :-)
ReplyDeletex Ribbon
lol. wonder how many pilots had a good laugh before this was done?
ReplyDeleteMy Husband wanted to make one out of clay and stand it in the yard. Art he called it. He envisioned giant boobs as well. I put my foot down. Now we have a family of clay meerkats instead.
ReplyDeleteGoshGollyGeeWhatsit Daddy, you're not interrupting me on my jolly jaunt of a gap year, are you?
ReplyDeleteGAP YEAR = FUCKWITS playing with parents' money. Bastards.
Never mind the penis, that's a bloody big house. About time they shared it with a few others. You could probably get several families in the billiards room alone.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Nick - I was picturing a semi-detached but that is a housing estate!
ReplyDeleteBaino, yes it happens quite often( The Rescuers was another example of this--have a "banned" copy of that, as well ). Don't see what all the fuss is about, what with their explotation machines?
ReplyDeleteSomething deep in my dark little unworthy peasant soul is all aglow at the thought of such a grand house being graffiti'd this way. Ah, bliss.
ReplyDeleteLucky kid. If I'd done anything similar and MY parents found it? I wouldn't have survived.
i failed to comment on this post? must have been a tough day, because this is ripe for comment and commentary!
ReplyDeletematter of fact, i wish i had the cleverest thing to say right this minute.
what a hoot. this was in the mainstream news, baino??
xoxo
Uuuups, giant Willie, now I know what this is... :))
ReplyDeleteSusan: I dont know if MY parents would have understood???
ReplyDeleteThat is fabulous.
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