Hate is a Word Outside My Vocab - But Here Goes Anyway

Well you know the old adage, 'Don't get mad get even'? I'm not quite there yet but found this at Wings place and frankly it's fun. My apologies once again to the Madhouse because I've spent 11 hours today searching and applying for jobs but I do have an old post on Crush which I highly recommend.

Actually the word 'hate' is not in my vocabulary but here goes . . .Nothing personal just the opportunity to sound off and be nasty . . . I'm not normally nasty . .but tonight . . .

So, here we go:

1. Most Hated Food: Rice pudding. My mother used to make it with a brown skin on top and it tasted like boiled lumpy milk with a touch of charcoal.
   
   
2. Most Hated Person: Hate is a strong word but I have a couple Kim Jong Il, complete despotic moron who's starving his people and finding money for nuclear warheads and Mugabe ranks up there as well!
   
   
3. Most Hated Job: Strawberry picker . .too tempting not to eat . . too hard on the knees and too cheap at $1.00 a tray
   
   
4. Most Hated City: Port Elizabeth SA because someone carjacked my auntie's car then just burned it for the helluvit.
   
   
5. Most Hated Band: Any boy band with sweeping leg movements, white suits and szhoozshy hair . . "Don't matter who you are or where you've been . . ."
   
   
6. Most Hated Website: http://www.the912project.com/ and I'm sure there are many more like them. Grow up and come into this Century.
   
   
7. Most Hated TV Program: Deal or No Deal . . WTF? Every night? Prime Time?
   
   
8. Most Hated Movie: Teeth . .you don't wanna know where they are!
   
   
9. Most Hated Artist: Oooooh . . .difficult . .I like her as a quiz show participant but Kelly Clarkson makes my ears bleed!
   
   
10. Most Hated Book: The Bible and the Qua ran . .full of shit and yes before you get on your moral high horses, I've read both. Ok let me temper that by saying that the lessons learned are valuable, the morals preached admirable but the effect these two books have on the world at large - unforgivable.
    
    
11. Most Hated Shop: Minotaur in Elizabeth Street Melbourne because I want a full sized Alien repilca and a model of the starship Enterprise. I hate you because they're expensive and I don't have room for your pop culture trivia in my house but oh how you make me covet! (see what the Bible does to you?)
    
    
12. Most Hated Organization: Anything right wing fascist, neo Nazi, communist, bovver booted thuggery. Oh and Friends of Humphry B Bear, three fingered, non trouser wearing, mute bear that has bored children for 3 generations.
    
    
13. Most Hated Historical Event: Holocaust . .because we haven't learned and we're watching it happen in Somalia, Zimbabwe and many other places where bigotry is king and oil is absent
    
    
14. Most Hated Sport: Erm all of 'em (except ones with horseys in them - I lubs horseys) . . I am sick of watching 15 minutes of current affairs on the news followed by 15 minutes of thugs being brought up before the NRL tribunal for . . .statutory rape . . .drunk and disorderly . . .head-high tackles . . for goodness sake boys, you're paid a shit load of money and you ARE role models so BEHAVE!
    
    
15. Most Hated Piece of Tech: Mobile phones on public transport or in public areas. You don't need to talk that loud or go into detail about your latest sexual exploit at the bus stop!
    
    
16. Most Hated Annual Event: Bainbridge Family Tree - I know I should relish my background, my rellies, my heritage but a picnic in Auburn Botanical gardens with raffle of home made oddities and free lollies for the younglings and ageing aunts who try to remember your name while spitting out water crackers . . .too, too, much. I've done it for 25 years except the one year where it fell on my birthday and I cried shy. . . .they've got smart . .they now give us 12 months notice.
    
    
17. Most Hated Daily Task: Washing up . . I so wish I hadn't replaced my dishwasher after having my flooded kitchen repaired.
    I thought we'd be out of here in a couple of years. Four years later and I'm washing up . .all the time!
    
    
18. Most Hated Comedian: Any female comedian who makes jokes about menstruation. It's not funny. Not now, not then, not ever. It's a curse. The crimson wave is not in the least bit comedic, it has prevented women from becoming the superpower they deserve to be, so don't share it with a mixed audience. Not in any way shape or form. Don't try to popularise it . . . it's a week each month (if you're regular *new post inspiration*) . . are you reading this men? One week out of THREE . .unfair . . totally disabling and embarrassing bullshit. Not even paid lip service by the male bastions of business!
    

Thanks Wings I feel so much better now . . .sorry Kate, next week I promise . . .and really? I don't know a person I could actually label with the word hate.

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Tomorrow is dedicated to relaxation, dressin like a girl, vegetable shopping and catching up on blogs.