Well we all know that the latest 'thang' is to attract crowds to the cinema with surround sound, Imax or 3D tech . . did you know it can cause rather unusual physiological problems?
The technology blame game has reached to unsurpassable heights as the current saga of events state that technology is being cursed for all sorts of mishaps. The recent being the case of a woman who 'became' pregnant after watching a 3d porn video.
Eric Jhonson who came from a year long tour from Iraq, was amazed to see his wife bore a child. ON the other hand his wife Jennifer, states that the causative reason for the same was watching a porn movie in 3D with friends following
A month later . . .she realised that she was pregnant.The baby is of a mixed race, whereas both Erick and Jennifer are white. And the baby has a close resemblance with the black porn star in the movie, as stated according to Jennifer.
All I have to say in the words of the great Barnham .. there is a sucker born every minute .. Have a great weekend!
mmm hmmm . . .looks like the fuckwit was me. Then I never promised to publish the 'truth'
I guess we believe what we want to believe...
ReplyDeleteA modern myth in the making!
ReplyDeleteRiiiiight! If you believe that one, I own a bridge in New York that I'm looking to get rid of. I don't know if the husband believed it or not, but how stupid do you have to be to tell that tale in the first place?
ReplyDeleteGood one...and that picture is priceless!
ReplyDeleteAnyone who would give birth in gym shoes would do anything; watch porn and even tell a whopper.
ReplyDeletePerhaps she's just given birth to an immaculately concepted messiah of the underground?
ReplyDeletewhat the hell goes on in peoples' minds?
word verification which seems appropos of your Friday title:
futtenc
If the husband buys that line, he deserves his wife.
ReplyDeleteWhat a picture and what a story. I like coming to your blog because I know I’ll have a laugh. You just know how to turn a phrase to make it funny. Innocent words once they are used in your post can turn out funny or strange. It is a gift for sure. I labour over my words – and it shows. I try to be funny – but it is hard being funny in a foreign language even the clichés I don’t get them right in English, there is always one wrong word in there. I am good at French double entendre (now how do you say that in English? maybe equivocal expression ?) Thanks for popping over to my blog and leaving a comment.
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ReplyDeleteThat 3D porn is extremely realistic!
ReplyDeleteToo funny.
yeah, sure... and i walk on water other than the winter ice....
ReplyDeletewv: acenun
Oh is that a pig flying past the birthing suite?
ReplyDeleteit could happen. my wife always seemed to get pregnant after having her wisdom teeth out, or a tonsilectomy...stuff like that. weird, eh?
ReplyDeleteoh my...i'd love to be the judge in that case...nice one baino!
ReplyDeletehuh?....really?....
ReplyDeletei just want to see the movie
ReplyDeleteand vagabond: double entendre in english is.....
double entendre :)
That picture was too close :) Did the husband believe it? I guess that is all that counts.
ReplyDeleteAha - i always wondered what caused it!!! :-)
ReplyDeletehehehehehe
ReplyDeleteSome people will try anything, any reason at all, to explain their actions or the consequences thereof.
ReplyDeleteHAHA, as it didn't happen with me I find it funny. However I wouldn't believe it.
ReplyDeleteThat is how I gained weight, I was watching 3D movies and next thing I knew I had gained weight.
ReplyDeleteAnd then when I was watching a 3D exercise video I kept getting hurt during the boxing exercises. It really hurt and Doc didn't believe me about how I got those black eyes.
He almost called the police but then I let him borrow the DVD and he got a black eye. He never said a word about it again. The next day I checked in the case to make sure he had given the DVD back, and I found that I had mistakenly put hubby's porn DVD in there. I was wondering why Doc's nurse was giving me a dirty look the next time I went in.
Yeah, 3D can cause unusual physiological and psychological problems. I know.
God bless.
My word veri is "testfum", hmmm, something is totally going on here.
the Clincher Will Be If The Baby's First Words Are Swedish!
ReplyDeleteHrmpf... really?
ReplyDeleteGosh, I didn't know. I thought babies were delivered by a stork.
Yep.... sounds ridiculous in the extreme.
ReplyDeleteGreat posting - and also great to meet another Australia-based blogger. :)
...and I got fat eating lettuce! LOL
ReplyDeleteWTF What The Fuckwit??? LOL
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