Friday Waxwit

I am not a fan of hairy men but sometimes, just sometimes, things are best left alone:

A British man was left in agony after an intimate waxing stunt for charity almost cost him a testicle.

Waxing victim: If you think this hurt …
Joe Cooper of Birstall, Leicester, agreed to allow bidders at The Trees pub to rip the hair off his groin in a charity drive for his local hospital’s children’s ward, the Daily Record reports.
 The charity fundraiser waxing went wrong when one of Cooper’s heavy handed pals ripped off six of the seven layers of skin next to his scrotum.
The 24-year-old man told the paper, “Everyone was laughing, but docs said if any more skin had gone, one of my crown jewels would’ve come out.”
Cooper, who so far has helped raise more than $4,400, added that even though he’s healing well, he hopes more people will give to the Leicester Royal Infirmary because “I’m still hurting.”
Nutty stunt.

 

Oh and whoever decided kazoos vuvus or whatever were a good idea for world cup soccer games needs his testicles waxing. Have to go, major police helicopter and swat action happening in the quiet hamlet of Chez Baino