Friday, June 18, 2010

Friday Waxwit

I am not a fan of hairy men but sometimes, just sometimes, things are best left alone:
A British man was left in agony after an intimate waxing stunt for charity almost cost him a testicle.

Waxing victim: If you think this hurt …
Joe Cooper of Birstall, Leicester, agreed to allow bidders at The Trees pub to rip the hair off his groin in a charity drive for his local hospital’s children’s ward, the Daily Record reports.
 The charity fundraiser waxing went wrong when one of Cooper’s heavy handed pals ripped off six of the seven layers of skin next to his scrotum.
The 24-year-old man told the paper, “Everyone was laughing, but docs said if any more skin had gone, one of my crown jewels would’ve come out.”
Cooper, who so far has helped raise more than $4,400, added that even though he’s healing well, he hopes more people will give to the Leicester Royal Infirmary because “I’m still hurting.”
Nutty stunt.


 
Oh and whoever decided kazoos vuvus or whatever were a good idea for world cup soccer games needs his testicles waxing. Have to go, major police helicopter and swat action happening in the quiet hamlet of Chez Baino 

38 comments:

Brian Miller said...

good lord...i may pay so people would not...

Roy said...

OUCH! Raising money for charity is one thing, but stupid, painful stunts are a whole 'nother thing.

Now you've got me worried about your safety; sounds like something serious going on in your neck of the woods!

nick said...

Getting other people to do it is asking for trouble! We're talking about a very delicate area of the body here. Shaving would be even more hazardous....

All I can say is, after all that trauma, I hope his girlfriend likes the result!

Everyday Goddess said...

good god! i didn't even watch the video, just seeing the thumbnail was enough agony!

Dude, next time write the damn check!!

laughingwolf said...

wotta maroon! :P lol

the only hairless men out there are not men, they're 'men in training', aka 'little boys'!

Ms. Gibson said...

Jeeze Louise Girl!
I think every MAN who sees this must be crossing his legs!
I'm not a man but it hurts just to see this!
omg

i beati said...

women are and always will be the stronger sex..amen/./sandy

unstranger said...

We have hamlets where helicopters fly by with uniformed types on board too. Hope you got some interesting photographs.

Ropi said...

I, as a male can only say ouch.

On the other hand some hair makes us masculine.

I am sure I wouldn't do it for an ordinary girl. I realised what my standard is. If I like a girl than Maths and History together, then I will ask her to marry even if she can't cook, but it still does not mean that I will do waxing. I mean I am not the most masculine person of the Earth but I am nor metrosexual, neither EMO.

Subby said...

I'll leave me hair just where it is, thenk you...

...that has got to smart...!

Tom said...

i will not be watching that video. ewww. or soccer...happy weekend!

Ronda Laveen said...

Some things are best left to a professional. You really have to strecth the skin tight before you RIP.

I had the Swat team action last week. Hope all is okay.

Ocean Girl said...

No. Why? I didn't dare look at the video.

Best Electronic Cigarettes said...

I can't say that I can watch this video any more. I just remind the hell...

Grannymar said...

Boys will be boys! Some are stupid boys!

Gledwood said...

fucking hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps I've looked and looked and looked and looked and looked for this email, in 2 different accounts. I also looked in the spam box. Where did you send it, just give the first two letters of the address was it "ha" or somewhere else?
OK I'm still logged in. I'm gonna look again

I've had such trouble even getting the thing to load up. Plus I'm shit with emails. Just am

how could I have lost it? It's not like it's on a piece of paper my gran might have pinched to light the coal fire with, now is it..?

notesfromnadir said...

I just stumbled upon your blog & this caught my attention. Actually, I couldn't watch the video as that still photo shows me that this poor guy was really suffering.

Men, stay as you are! :)

AngelMay said...

Good god. I cringe.

Bimbimbie said...

Tsup*!* I couldn't bring myself to watch the video but I'm with you on those annoying horns.

So what have you been up to for the swat teams to swoop ;)

River said...

Police helicopter and swat action??
Do tell....

Carolina said...

Okay, so first of all: helicopters and swat teams? What's going on?

And secondly: I wholeheartedly agree with you on the vuvuzela terror.

And last but not least: poor stupid guy. I can't beat that with my Thursday's Trifles ;-)

Janice said...

I couldn't watch....

moondustwriter said...

ouch
the things people will do for charity

Lorna Lilo said...

Why does he keep laughing? What next, open heart surgery whilst still awake...for charity of course.

Crazyasa said...

That pain is right up there with being kicked in the balls. Cool post. Thanks for visiting my crazy blog and hope you kick to visit this neck of the woods soon. (after you visit Paris of course)

Eternally Distracted said...

That post gave me goosebumps!! OH, it sounds horrible - poor guy!!

Ces said...

I can't watch the video but I immediately noticed that the person shaving this man is not wearing gloves. EEEEK!

blackwatertown said...

Found your creative infanticide, thanks. Tried to leave comments. bot sure f it worked.

Nicky S (Absolute Vanilla) said...

I managed all of five seconds of that video... OOOOOWWWWW!
And what? You don't like vuvuzelas? The trouble is no one knows how to play them. There's a wonderful concerto in B flat...

Gorilla Bananas said...

Let that be a lesson to all those silly humans who want to remove their natural body hair.

The Jelly Monster said...

did i ever tell you about my waxing injury???

otin said...

This post is wrong I tell you! Just Wrong!!!! HAHA!

Alan Burnett said...

Oh it reminds me of one awful time when the District Nurse had to remove some stitches from a similarly intimate area. No, no, I prefer not to remember.

Ces said...

HAHAHAHA! Oh goodness. I still can't watch. Have a great day Baino.

The Man at the Pub said...

Ouch, ouch and ouch.

I couldn't watch your video.

Did I mention ouch?

CatLadyLarew said...

Worst idea ever for a charity event!

Jill said...

Oh, NO WAY! I feel a bit squeamish about the whole thing and I do not even HAVE any cocoNUTS!
OUCH!!!

As for the vuvuzelas???? We are soccer fans here...BIG TIME! Those things are ANNOYING! Positively annoying!

Mmm said...

Nutty stunt indeed. I am sooo glad I am not hairy!! LOL. Oh gosh, wincing here form that, toes curled upwards.