Saturday, October 16, 2010

Friday Fuckwit on a Saturday

Ello, ello . . Friday Fuckwit's back with a bit of light hearted fun this week since I'm still in a holiday mood and on cloud nine:

A drunken man who infuriated his neighbours by bleating like a sheep and doing other animal impressions at the dead of night ended up in jail after resisting arrest, German police said.
The 49-year-old offered his sleeping neighbours a series of performances, mainly sheep impressions, some lasting as long as 20 minutes, about 10:45 pm (local) on Saturday, police in the Bavarian town of Coburg said.
When police tried to get him to stop, the man became "unreasonable and aggressive", reportedly because he wanted to continue his baa-ing.
Officers saw no choice but to lock him up for the night.
He had an extremely high blood-alcohol content, authorities said, which, added to charges for disturbing the peace, should lead to a "beastly hangover", police said in their tongue-in-cheek statement

Who'd have thought, Germans with a sense of humour, what will they think of next! Have a great weekend folks.  Happy birthday to Rambling Rural Rector and Not for the Feinthearted, have a lovely day my favourite Revs Craig and Ian.

I'm relaxing, it's my birthday too and Adam's laid turf, Clare's cleaned the house so little else to do but take it easy and chillax and sort through 516 Paris photos, write a little and chat a lot and chat to my favourite crush.

 


Hippo Birdie Two Ewes


21 comments:

Brian Miller said...

bleating like a sheep...hmm...wonder jsut what got into him...lol. a party animal i guess...lol.

Brian Miller said...

i like how you casually slipped in it was your birthday as wel...smiles happy birthday helen...

Roy said...

Darn! Brian beat me to the "party animal" line!

Happy Birthday, Hells!

Janice said...

Happy Birthday to you! Celebrate!

Bimbimbie said...

Baa-ram-ewe Baa-ram-ewe

Birthday greetings Tsup*!*

nick said...

I hope he was feeling a bit sheepish once the hangover had worn off.

kylie said...

happy birthday, helen!

River said...

Sense of humour?
You never knew my mum.
German? Yes.
Sour as lemons? Yes.
But when she was in a good mood, she could tell some jokes alright.
Most of them on the rude side and side splittingly funny; we'd laugh so hard.
Happy Birthday.

Ropi said...

Are you sure it happened in Germany? It sounds quite impossible in a country where cars are parked in a perfect line.

I am far from holiday mood. I have to study for the upcoming tests.

Happy birthday!

Pam said...

As the Aussie band Things of Stone and Wood sang so well, "Happy Birthday Helen"!. The lead singer married his Helen, did you know? That was nearly twenty years ago now, but you would have only been such a young thing anyway, right?

Don't Bug Me! said...

Have a good one! Did that camera I sent you as a present arrive yet?!? ;O)

Candie Bracci said...

Lol,whatever!I missed you friday fuckwitt!:)

kj said...

hells, i prefer to cluck instead of baaaa and i have never disturbed my neighbors. still, i also purr sometimes and i suppose someone COULD think that was odd.

:)

happy happy birthday.
from your dear friend ms kj
to her dear friend ms honey hells

love always

Tom said...

i prefer the screeching orgasmic cats to sheep

Miles McClagan said...

I guess he got fleeced

(c - old Maurie Fields jokes)

Annie Ha said...

I hope you had a fabulous birthday!

lettuce said...

hope you're having a great birthday weekend!

Kath Lockett said...

Happy Birthday Baino!

....and you're a bit cheeky putting in the adorable Craig Ferguson in with your Friday Fuckwit (but I'll forgive ye)
....but my word verification might not: STRAP!

laughingwolf said...

awreddy sed yappy barfday on yer fb, so no point repeating it! :P lol

Grannymar said...

Belated Birthday wishes Baino! Hope it was a good one.

PattiKen said...

A bit late, but Happy Birthday, Girl.