For JD at Jefferson Davis because . . well he needs one!
For kj cos she's a romantic at Options Associates
For Miles because he can tap along to his iPod at Jungs Programme Notes
For Ernest the intellectual at Rub Two Neurons
For Nick at Nickhereandnow because he lubs his Jenny
For Megan at All I Want is Everything because . . well she loves toast!
For Absolute Vanilla who's writing, rewriting and rewriting again!
For Thrifty who's a take charge do it yourself kinda guy . . .
For Terrence at Moo Dog because he's a bog-hopper who likes cows . . .
For Moon at Rambling Thoughts of . . . who likes dogs but forgets the messy bits
For Maxi Cane because he's filth
For Melissa at Forge Light because she has too much cooing in her loungeroom
For Jay at The Depp Effect because she has every photo of Johnny already and no doggies to doo-doo
For Ian at For the Feinthearted because . . well he likes Jesus
For Grandad to shoot tourists with affection instead of deprecation . . .I think he's sweet deep down
For Gledwood who has a thing about ping and hamsters
For Wuffa at Laughing Wolf because he's rather magical
For Bimbimbie because she won't find one of these in her birdy garden
For Annie Ha at Revolution - because she has a bacon fetish
For Ropi because he's quite the historian . . sorry she's not Hungarian kiddo!
For Miladysa who warps time with her Refuge for Delayed Souls . . .
For Kate at One More Thing to east the mega-migraines
For K8 the Gr8 because she loves her games . . .
For Steph at Biopsy Report because she's bouncy and found one at the Blog Awards
For Jelly Monster because she's good enough to eat . .or so Maxi says
For Kath at Blurb from the Burbs because it won't put on weight!
For Christopher at Just Right because even Librarians have a sweet tooth
For English Mum because she's delicious
For Ces, at Ces and Her Dishes because she really loves Obama deep down . . .
A G & T for GrannyMar who needs one to keep up with the toy boys.
Hehe don't I have great taste? Aren't you glad you're not on my Christmas List!
That looks like the most appropriate and hilarious set of presents ever. Thanks for my lovely romantic gift. Can I have one of JD's as well (I'll let you know when Jenny is away for delivery purposes). And the Weener Kleener Soap is obviously perfect for those guys obsessed with personal hygiene.
ReplyDeleteThis is sooo FUNNY. I don't know hardly and of those people but feel like I do now, including the gift horse. It makes me wonder, what kind of prize comes in the Jesus bandaids?
ReplyDeleteLOL, I love your taste, and I want - truly, honestly want - that chocolate calculator!
ReplyDelete....can I do this toy thing as well?
Awwwww, Baino, I thought you would have ordered something from Landover Baptist for me:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist
Glad you liked it Nick! I am the queen of kitch. I might actually order some stuff from the website where I found it just for shits and giggles!
ReplyDeleteHi Ronda . .you keep dropping by and you'll get to know the crazy crew. I couldn't include everyone cos it takes forever to load the pics!
Taste! God Plugger haven't got any! Of course. You need to find a super kitch site to make your selection from tho! I'll email you the link.
Sorry Rev . .maybe for your birfdie! Haha there's some good material over there alright!
bravo!! what a wonderful take on the theme. I love the generosity of this post and for those bloggers that I 'know' the items chosen are absolutely perfect!! geez baino you could be replacing santa some day!!
ReplyDeleteWow! Thanks. That bubble head is perfect for target practice. I am sure a lot of people would want that. I'll raffle it and give the proceeds to ACORN.
ReplyDeleteCheers!
ReplyDeleteJD, can I have a loan of yours for a bit?
oh my how I laughed especially at the matche s hahahaah
ReplyDeleteLOL! What a great post! Thanks for the laugh today, Baino -- and thank you for my singing buddy, too! I think spring is getting under Jo's feathers ... she started cooing at 4:45 this morning ... yawn. She may end up at the other end of the house if that keeps up. :D Love to new look, too!
ReplyDeleteOkay, I want to know how long it took you to assemble this set of toys. The Jesus bandaids would have to take the prize for the funniest, though!
ReplyDeleteWhat you've done with the theme is so so great.
ReplyDeleteOh my God what laughs, I've hurt myself getting to the end! Where do you find this priceless stuff?
ReplyDeleteoh my! It seems you have found the most obscure and hilarious set of toys imaginable.
ReplyDeleteWOW!
ReplyDeleteOoh, that first toy seemed uncomfortably dressed. I had a pic of a Jesus action figure that I'm now wondering to its whereabouts. Woulda gone nice with those healing strips. I think I liked the last one best though.
ReplyDeleteIs that weener kleener actual size?
ReplyDeleteThat is the best set of gifts to give out to everyone.
ReplyDeleteI love the one for when a tinkle is not enough, although my hubby would love the first one.
Such a great idea for TT. A lot of thought had to go into each gift. I am sure your Christmas gift list is great.
Fantastic post.
Laughing so hard I almost forgot to comment.
ReplyDeleteI need that G&T right now! Thanks Baino.
Actually Mouse, Red is my colour!
ReplyDeleteAww Ces, I knew you'd make good use of it!
GroUp you've got your own! Don't be greedy.
I am to please Sandy! I should have got you a bobble headed doggie!
No worries Mel, annoying tunes should not be restricted to Christmas! Maybe Jo needs a Joe?
Willow, choosing them wasn't the problem, it's loading them on my crappy internet 20 days and ADSL2 arrives but who's counting!
Thanks Candie, I rather like this theme have to say and the other participants always have an interesting 'slant'.
Quick Google and I found a link www.baronbob.com
Brian, it was easy ..there's a lot of rubbish on the net!
The less said the better Dakota?
Cuppa, I've got Darth Vadar and the Peeing Man on one of my car Dashboards (actually Clare's but they're funny)
Don't worry Maxi, the more you use it, the bigger it gets.
Mrsupole . . .this lot have been around a while so I have their 'gist' so to speak. Surprisingly it didn't take long to make the choices.
wow, you put a lot of thought into this one...loved the ejector head especially...
ReplyDeleteWow, this is great. Yeah, toast! I bet you had as much fun putting this together as we all are having reading it!
ReplyDeleteWhat a wonderful person you are.
That bow at the top looks mighty uncomfortable.
ReplyDeleteI was just thinking- before I got to the end of your post- I wonder what Christmas day is like at Baino's!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha! I love it! Thanks for the gift, I was in Ann Summers a while back and they had a candy g-string for a guy, I was gonna get one put I don't think my Maxi is kinky enough!
ReplyDeleteThat is a great list! :)
ReplyDeleteAm I supposed to shoot tourists with Cupids? Can't see it catching on..
I think I'll fight Nick for JD's, if that's OK?
And oh, how I want what Ropi's getting...
ReplyDeleteBaino-I'll pass on the Choco Doo Drops but the Hobo Beans look tasty :). Okay, so I've weird eating habits!
ReplyDeleteThe candy bra, the hobo beans, the toast clock...fabulous, all of it.
ReplyDeletethis is clever, cool, and completely compelling!!! what a fun way to slug home from a long day of work and find all these goodies. you had my attention and doubled up laughter from the start. and my hearts, ahhh, baino,
ReplyDeletei wish that romantic streak of mine didn't spill over and out so much. but i guess i is who i is...
and you, my friend is who you is too. i love your spirit, girl!
Moose we share a sense of humour I think. Ropi hasn't noticed it yet!
ReplyDeleteOh oh oh there was lots of toast stuff . .I have ammunition for the future!
Kris, I think it's meant to be removed quickly
Cinnamon . . well the quality of the gifts is marginally higher!
So Jelly? He's all talk and no acation after all!
Grandad go for it you'll have a fight on your hands!
Apparently you can buy real Hobo Beans in Tennessee anyway!
Hehe . thanks Leah, there have been some good ones this week! Swap you for a bugs bunny suitcase?
Hehe . .go kj! Not sure about heart shaped eggs, I'm more of an omelette
Amusing twist to the theme *lol* Hope all the people you "tagged" will pick up their new toys and blog about them!
ReplyDeleteBaino
ReplyDeleteIf you're an omelette, I'm more scrambled eggs right now. Perhaps my new 'toyboy' will sort me out!
Brilliant post! I laughed so much, it hurt. Maxi's soap plus subsequent comments really cracked me up.
The head of steam I could work up during If You Seek Amy would be frightening...
ReplyDeleteThis is just such a totally cool post - and I love the way you've played Theme Thurdsday!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for my beeeeeeg pen! I need it! :-)
Hello Dot, still catching up on the Thursday Themer's but I'll be over. . .would they dare?
ReplyDeleteOk Steph then we're kindred spirits, both sloppy eggs! Toyboy? You cow, you didn't share! I'm telling Paddy on you!
Ooh Miley . .I thought the lyric was "have sex with me" . .heheh I'm such a dag.
AV, I have a load of virtual gifts for you you're so versatile . .good luck with the writes, writes and re-writes. I owe you an email. This weekend. Promise.
Aw .... ! That's really sweet of you, Baino! Just what I ... uh ... what I w ... uh ... just about the one thing I don't miss! LOL!
ReplyDeleteActually, I know people whose dogs have pooped sparkly poop. Usually after eating Christmas ornaments or chocolates still with the wrappings on. :P
Some very interesting graphics!
ReplyDeleteJay I did hear of a dog that swallowed a piece of jewellery . . I think it was finally 'retrieved'.
ReplyDeleteThanks David, bet you're glad you're not on my Chrissy list!
thanks for the bacon watch. I love it!
ReplyDeleteAww that's such a cool toy :) Thank you - you know me so well. I LOVE the sweet bra! Yum.
ReplyDeleteCheers Mate! x
ReplyDeleteAwwwwww, Bless you ..
ReplyDeleteI have been away too long ! xxx