Friday, February 18, 2011

Friday Fuckwit

Now I'm pretty sure if someone had stabbed me in the jaw, broken the damaging implement and a blade stuck in my brain I'd seek a little more help than Panadol. 

Updated: Thursday, 17 Feb 2011, 11:29 AM EST
Published : Thursday, 17 Feb 2011, 11:28 AM EST
YUNNAN, China (CNN/CCTV) - Doctors in China have recently succeeded in taking a 10 cm. dagger blade from the head of a man who had been suffering from an unknown headache for more than four years.
Mr. Ni came to the hospital seeking treatment of what he suspected of aural disease. After careful examination, doctors found a metal blade in his head.
"We checked his mouth, but no wound or scar has been found. It is very strange as to how the blade got into his head," said Xu Wen, deputy director of the stomatology department of the People's Hospital in Yuxi city.
It turned out that Mr. Ni was stabbed in the lower right jaw when fighting with a robber four years ago.
After that, he had suffered frequent headaches of unknown causes. His mouth would bleed and it felt difficult to swallow food. His voice also became hoarse and he spoke gibberish.
But he had had hospital examinations on several occasions and no cause of the symptoms was found.
"As time goes on, I used injections to kill pains in head and ears," said Mr. Ni.
Doctors were able to remove the blade. Fortunately, the blade did not touch the brain artery and important facial nerves and that has kept him alive.
Mr. Ni is now receiving recuperating treatment in the hospital.
 So many fuckwits, so little time. Have a wonderful weekend folks.  Dinner with friends tonight, massive garden clean up tomorrow and hopefully it'll stay dry for Tropfest on Sunday.  Now . . where's that chardy. Where's your head at?

17 comments:

Alan Burnett said...

If talking gibberish is a symptom, I need to check back in my diary to see if I have ever been stabbed in the head. It could explain a lot.

River said...

I'm stunned! How could several hospital examinations NOT find the blade! Did they not x-ray?
Unbelievable.

Brian Miller said...

craziness...yeha i baffles me how many could overlook it...glad he got relief finally...

i beati said...

omg what pain !!Happy weekend or a reasonable fascimile

nick said...

"Doctor, I've got this terrible headache. It's like a knife stuck into my skull...."

Roy said...

Hmmmmm... It seems that Chinese medicine doesn't live up to its reputation. It took over 4 years to figure out the guy had a knife blade in his head? Sheesh!

Janice said...

An amazing tale...fuckwit worthy for sure.

Tom said...

oh hahahahahha
where do you find these crazy videos?

kj said...

now why did i watch that video because it scared me!!!! where did you find that, hells?

it's good to see your fuckwits back in full force. sounds like a good weekend coming up. i'm glad

love love
kj

Ocean Girl said...

Your post and video clip will give me nightmares;)

Bimbimbie said...

Got to feel sorry for that chappie and that video is a fav of mine, cracks me up :)

laughingwolf said...

dunno what to say...

Jay at The Depp Effect said...

Good heavens .. and it didn't occur to him that being stabbed and suffering horrendous pain might mean that serious damage had been done?

Are they sure that 'talking gibberish' was a symptom and not just normal for him??

Mim said...

hope you had a lovely weekend and that video scared me too!

Harnett-Hargrove said...

Can something be in this time 'Too weird'? You found it. -J

Carolina said...

Hmm, I don't know what to say ;-)

Jill said...

There would NOT be ENOUGH Panadol in the UNIVERSE to make me feel better with a blade in my head! Oh brother.