|I'm sure there were more than three bottles . . the 23 was delish|
|My daughter can cook when the mood takes her. Home made chicken satay and spinach salad with sugar glazed walnuts and parmisan - it was awesome|
|Clearly you have to discuss the merits of Merlot, the suavity of Shiraz and the candour of Cabernet|
|Sniff it, swill it but never spit . . . always swallow|
|OK . . .get this one into you son|
Today, I went with the lovers to a Wedding Expo at our local Entertainment Centre. Not for any particular reason other than I've never been to one. Interesting. Well. Amazing in terms of what things cost. I wouldn't know because my two lovers are planning and paying for their own wedding. I feel guilty about not being able to put on a Royal bash but they want control and given current circumstances aren't interested in being subsidised. I'm still overwhelmed by the cost of things from flowers to cars. I'm even more overwhelmed by the potential crassness of weddingy things from pink Hummer limousines to having your bouquet 'framed' for posterity. Aren't you supposed to chuck it to some hapless spinster?
Apparently the 'average' wedding costs about $15,000 . . . A guy at work recently had a $200,000 wedding thanks to wealthy in laws. Are you serious? Anyway, here are a few happy snaps. I wasn't allowed to photograph the fashion parade which is a good thing because it was full of women impersonating pavlovas. All they lacked was the passionfruit and strawbs on top. I think Adam enjoyed the lingerie set though.
|You can get a fake Californian cop to escort your wedding party and 'arrest' a designated guest . . .er why?|
|Horrible, all of them, just horrible|
|Hmm . . so you haven't bought the rings yet?|
|You know you're kid is going to dye it blue and wear to Medieval day at school?|
|Very Adam but he wasn't too impressed|
|A PINK Hummer? For a wedding? Kill me now|
|Wrong for a wedding in so, so, so many ways . .|
|Awww dat's nice|