Friday, November 13, 2009

The Clayton's Friday Fuckwit

Short of posting something awful that some fuckwit has done this week - there are plenty of cruel and desperate people in the world - I really can't find anything funny enough to set you off for the weekend.

Then there were five drunken Brisbane men who decided it would be a good idea to strip off and go through a car wash in the small hours. Fortunately, none had the wherewithal to operate the thing otherwise they'd have been pressure hosed and willy-whipped by rotating rubber flanges until their skin flayed. Twits.

Remember that non alcoholic mixer that bragged "The Drink You're Having When You're Not Having a Drink?" Well here's the Clayton's Friday Fuckwit. . .

So for your entertainment pleasure, and because at this very moment The Man At The Pub is matching me glass for glass with a Friday drinky poo instead of actually going to the pub . . . (impending fatherhood will do that to you!) thought you might like this! Have a great weekend folks! Cheers! *hic*


26 comments:

otin said...

Oh yea! That will win out every time!!! hahahaha! Have a good weekend!

Tom said...

good grief! Beer commercials are the best. Have a great weekend down under!

Brian Miller said...

i agree with Tom...they really are the best. i imagine the car wash would hurt... have a great weekend!

unstranger said...

Excellent Baino. I think this happens all the time!

nick said...

You can only have a drink if you change sex? Bit extreme, huh? There must be easier ways....

Roy said...

No fair changing gender! Cheat! Cheat! Heh, heh! That's really hitting below the belt.

i beati said...

funny all of it

Megan said...

Argh, can't watch from work. I'll be baaacccckk....happy weekend!

Ronda Laveen said...

I can't watch either but I can think of a feew men I'd like to see willy-whipped.

Rowe said...

Smokin' ad. Drunken lads, they'll try just about anything ... unfortunately.

jay said...

Well, that's one ad that kept me watching! Hilarious! And very clever too - what is it with beer ads? LOL!

AngelMay said...

FUNNY!

laughingwolf said...

'...got a tiger by the tail, it's plain to see...' :P lol *hic*

lettuce said...

twits? or twats?

good vid

Candie Bracci said...

smiling ;)
Have a great weekend Baino!

Cinnamon said...

tee, hee, very clever!

have a great weekend too Baino :)

Ces said...

Hah! Those pressure hoses can dismember them.

Ah yes dear Baino. A lot gives. I am surrounded by books and art supply on what is supposed to be our dining table...and the laundry is still screaming for attention while I draw...because I just now found out I AM NOT ONCALL but TOMORROW. So I ruined my weekend.

Melanie said...

lol totally awesome.

Kath Lockett said...

I'll leave the beer (just tastes like fizzy vomit in a bottle to me), but have a GnT later on today in your honour :)

e said...

LOL, Baino! Have a wonderful weekend!

River said...

"pressure-hosed and willy-whipped"
Sounds like a plot for a prison based TV series.....
I can think of a few people who could use a good "clean-up". Fully clothed preferably, since their clothes are also stinky.

Absolute Vanilla (and Atyllah) said...

Yep, sex will always sell beer to boys.
;-)

Renee said...

It worked for me.

xoxo

WanderMom said...

tremendous!

Jill said...

BOO! To the car wash walkers!

YEAH! To that awesome commercial!

Mrsupole said...

Damn it, stinking blogger ate my comment that I had written here. This is about my fifth comment I have noticed is missing that I wrote on someone's site.

Anyhow, I had written something funny about the car wash guys and now it is gone. Oh well, what can I say. Commerical was hilarious and I would actually watch it if I saw it on TV. And right now I am suffering from CRS or I would rewrite it.

God bless.