Saturday, May 15, 2010

Friday 'Duh' Fuckwit


Well we all know that the latest 'thang' is to attract crowds to the cinema with surround sound, Imax or 3D tech . . did you know it can cause rather unusual physiological problems?

The technology blame game has reached to unsurpassable heights as the current saga of events state that technology is being cursed for all sorts of mishaps. The recent being the case of a woman who 'became' pregnant after watching a 3d porn video.


Eric Jhonson who came from a year long tour from Iraq, was amazed to see his wife bore a child. ON the other hand his wife Jennifer, states that the causative reason for the same was watching a porn movie in 3D with friends following

A month later . . .she realised that she was pregnant.

The baby is of a mixed race, whereas both Erick and Jennifer are white. And the baby has a close resemblance with the black porn star in the movie, as stated according to Jennifer.

All I have to say in the words of the great Barnham .. there is a sucker born every minute .. Have a great weekend!


mmm hmmm . . .looks like the fuckwit was me. Then I never promised to publish the 'truth'


29 comments:

Mim said...

I guess we believe what we want to believe...

Grannymar said...

A modern myth in the making!

Roy said...

Riiiiight! If you believe that one, I own a bridge in New York that I'm looking to get rid of. I don't know if the husband believed it or not, but how stupid do you have to be to tell that tale in the first place?

Janice said...

Good one...and that picture is priceless!

Darlene said...

Anyone who would give birth in gym shoes would do anything; watch porn and even tell a whopper.

California Girl said...

Perhaps she's just given birth to an immaculately concepted messiah of the underground?

what the hell goes on in peoples' minds?

word verification which seems appropos of your Friday title:

futtenc

hokgardner said...

If the husband buys that line, he deserves his wife.

Vagabonde said...

What a picture and what a story. I like coming to your blog because I know I’ll have a laugh. You just know how to turn a phrase to make it funny. Innocent words once they are used in your post can turn out funny or strange. It is a gift for sure. I labour over my words – and it shows. I try to be funny – but it is hard being funny in a foreign language even the clich├ęs I don’t get them right in English, there is always one wrong word in there. I am good at French double entendre (now how do you say that in English? maybe equivocal expression ?) Thanks for popping over to my blog and leaving a comment.

Gledwood said...

!

Megan said...

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Ronda Laveen said...

That 3D porn is extremely realistic!

Too funny.

laughingwolf said...

yeah, sure... and i walk on water other than the winter ice....

wv: acenun

Pam said...

Oh is that a pig flying past the birthing suite?

Tom said...

it could happen. my wife always seemed to get pregnant after having her wisdom teeth out, or a tonsilectomy...stuff like that. weird, eh?

Brian Miller said...

oh my...i'd love to be the judge in that case...nice one baino!

tori said...

huh?....really?....

kylie said...

i just want to see the movie

and vagabond: double entendre in english is.....




double entendre :)

Ocean Girl said...

That picture was too close :) Did the husband believe it? I guess that is all that counts.

Kate said...

Aha - i always wondered what caused it!!! :-)

Eternally Distracted said...

hehehehehe

River said...

Some people will try anything, any reason at all, to explain their actions or the consequences thereof.

Ropi said...

HAHA, as it didn't happen with me I find it funny. However I wouldn't believe it.

Mrsupole said...

That is how I gained weight, I was watching 3D movies and next thing I knew I had gained weight.

And then when I was watching a 3D exercise video I kept getting hurt during the boxing exercises. It really hurt and Doc didn't believe me about how I got those black eyes.

He almost called the police but then I let him borrow the DVD and he got a black eye. He never said a word about it again. The next day I checked in the case to make sure he had given the DVD back, and I found that I had mistakenly put hubby's porn DVD in there. I was wondering why Doc's nurse was giving me a dirty look the next time I went in.

Yeah, 3D can cause unusual physiological and psychological problems. I know.

God bless.

My word veri is "testfum", hmmm, something is totally going on here.

tony said...

the Clincher Will Be If The Baby's First Words Are Swedish!

Carolina said...

Hrmpf... really?
Gosh, I didn't know. I thought babies were delivered by a stork.

Matthew said...

Yep.... sounds ridiculous in the extreme.

Great posting - and also great to meet another Australia-based blogger. :)

otin said...

...and I got fat eating lettuce! LOL

Ms. Gibson said...

WTF What The Fuckwit??? LOL

lettuce said...

:-D