Friday Fuckwit - Flying High

Now I don't know 'bout you but when I could see the stars before the encroachment of street lights . . yes we have frickin street lights now . . I could gaze at their wonderfulness and wonder if someone was wondering back at my wonderfulness (delusions of grandeur I know). I'm not closing the book on Aliens or extra terrestrial life, it's a big universe but I wonder why they'd bother with our little planet?

It's a bit like burglars coming into my house, encountering a sleeping dog, perusing my fabulous 1980's electronics and saying "Let's go . . this is so last Tuesday!" So tonight for your fuckwittery pleasure . . . a couple of doozies that deal with life as we'd prefer not to know it.

IDAHO FALLS — An unruly passenger who banged on the cockpit door of a SkyWest flight and claimed he was a space alien was arrested after the plane made an emergency landing Sunday in Idaho Falls.
Delta Connection Flight 4620 was en route from Helena, Mont., to Salt Lake City when a passenger got up and approached the cockpit, "Reports from our crew say he actually started banging on the flight deck door," said one of the hosties.
The man told flight attendants he was a space alien and wanted to fly the plane.
Flight attendants and other passengers were able to get the man back in his seat while the pilots diverted to Idaho Falls. The plane landed just after 6 p.m. Sunday, when authorities took the man into custody.
The plane resumed its flight and arrived in Salt Lake City at 7:15 p.m. There were about 50 passengers on the plane. Yeh but half of them believed that ol' Joe Smith saw god and began the Mormon faith so I'm surprised they were surprised.

Loopiness is international it seems . . .even here we see lights, people are abducted . . . er wait . .no that's just Australian's and their issues with backpackers . .


CARDIFF, Wales, - A British UFO hunter said he is convinced extraterrestrials are behind recent sheep mutilations on the country's farms -- and claims he witnessed such an event.
Phil Hoyle, 53, of Shrewsbury, England -- who said he has been investigating British livestock mutilations for nine years -- said he and members of his Animal Pathology Field Unit team witnessed two UFOs using some sort of light to zap sheep and releasing smaller versions of themselves closer to the animals, The Sun reported Monday.
"For a short while it looked more like a Star Wars battle," he said of the purported incident at a Welsh farm near Radnor Forest.
"The technology involved in these attacks is frightening. These lights and spheres are clearly not ours. They are built by technology and intelligence that's not from here," Hoyle said.
Hoyle said he interviewed area farmers the following day and "all but one had had some type of unusual disappearance of animals or deaths with strange injuries."

Perhaps they just like a nice Lamb Dinner . . .nah I think these are crackpot events but go have a look at some of the NASA footage on YouTube and, well, I could spend hours going 'ooh yes it is . . no it's not . . yes it is . . no it's not . . ."

Have a wonderful weekend. It's Mother's Day here on Sunday so if you celebrate it where you are, be good to your mothers!

Apologies for the sporadic visiting, I will catch up this weekend. Well either that or when Mr Havachat decides to finally move to LA and get a job! Go visit but he's not for everyone!

Not quite aliens and it's been around a while but imagine what they'd think if they saw what we do for fun!

There you go Tori! You're way behind the 8 ball with young Ace!