Friday, May 07, 2010

Friday Fuckwit - Flying High

Now I don't know 'bout you but when I could see the stars before the encroachment of street lights . . yes we have frickin street lights now . . I could gaze at their wonderfulness and wonder if someone was wondering back at my wonderfulness (delusions of grandeur I know). I'm not closing the book on Aliens or extra terrestrial life, it's a big universe but I wonder why they'd bother with our little planet?

It's a bit like burglars coming into my house, encountering a sleeping dog, perusing my fabulous 1980's electronics and saying "Let's go . . this is so last Tuesday!" So tonight for your fuckwittery pleasure . . . a couple of doozies that deal with life as we'd prefer not to know it.
IDAHO FALLS — An unruly passenger who banged on the cockpit door of a SkyWest flight and claimed he was a space alien was arrested after the plane made an emergency landing Sunday in Idaho Falls.
Delta Connection Flight 4620 was en route from Helena, Mont., to Salt Lake City when a passenger got up and approached the cockpit, "Reports from our crew say he actually started banging on the flight deck door," said one of the hosties.
The man told flight attendants he was a space alien and wanted to fly the plane.
Flight attendants and other passengers were able to get the man back in his seat while the pilots diverted to Idaho Falls. The plane landed just after 6 p.m. Sunday, when authorities took the man into custody.
The plane resumed its flight and arrived in Salt Lake City at 7:15 p.m. There were about 50 passengers on the plane. Yeh but half of them believed that ol' Joe Smith saw god and began the Mormon faith so I'm surprised they were surprised.

Loopiness is international it seems . . .even here we see lights, people are abducted . . . er wait . .no that's just Australian's and their issues with backpackers . .


CARDIFF, Wales, - A British UFO hunter said he is convinced extraterrestrials are behind recent sheep mutilations on the country's farms -- and claims he witnessed such an event.
Phil Hoyle, 53, of Shrewsbury, England -- who said he has been investigating British livestock mutilations for nine years -- said he and members of his Animal Pathology Field Unit team witnessed two UFOs using some sort of light to zap sheep and releasing smaller versions of themselves closer to the animals, The Sun reported Monday.
"For a short while it looked more like a Star Wars battle," he said of the purported incident at a Welsh farm near Radnor Forest.
"The technology involved in these attacks is frightening. These lights and spheres are clearly not ours. They are built by technology and intelligence that's not from here," Hoyle said.
Hoyle said he interviewed area farmers the following day and "all but one had had some type of unusual disappearance of animals or deaths with strange injuries."
Perhaps they just like a nice Lamb Dinner . . .nah I think these are crackpot events but go have a look at some of the NASA footage on YouTube and, well, I could spend hours going 'ooh yes it is . . no it's not . . yes it is . . no it's not . . ."

Have a wonderful weekend. It's Mother's Day here on Sunday so if you celebrate it where you are, be good to your mothers!

Apologies for the sporadic visiting, I will catch up this weekend. Well either that or when Mr Havachat decides to finally move to LA and get a job! Go visit but he's not for everyone!

Not quite aliens and it's been around a while but imagine what they'd think if they saw what we do for fun!



There you go Tori! You're way behind the 8 ball with young Ace!



30 comments:

Baino said...

I think this is the first time I've commented but this video cracks me up!

River said...

Of course there are aliens. They come here looking for food. Think of all those missing persons who vanished into thin air, never to be seen again. To aliens we're just happy meals on legs....ha ha

Alan Burnett said...

You can't possible close the book on aliens and extra-terrestrial life when we might have David Cameron as Prime Minister before the end of the day.

Mim said...

I certainly believe in UFO's etc!!

LOVED that video - great way to start what is certainly going to be a sucky day. thanks for the bit of cheer

Bimbimbie said...

Hmmmm as the man says why would we be surprised ;)

Bummer about the street lights though

Brian Miller said...

extreme sheep art...and i thought all the alien talk was weird...lol. i dunno, maybe there are little green men...

Subby said...

LOL @ Alan's comment!

May your kiddos pamper you Sunday...or else, wot?

Roy said...

The video is great! I especially liked how they pulled off the fireworks effect. I wonder how long it took them to get it to work just right?

Have a great weekend, and I hope Adam and Clare pamper the hell out of you Sunday!

Janice said...

Yep...two qualified Friday Fuckwits, for sure. Had a big laugh over the Joseph Smith comment.

Hope you have a wonderful Mom's Day.

Matty said...

Just goes to show there are nuts everywhere, high and low.

Love the bah art work.

tori said...

Great FF!
I think there could be aliens outs there for sure!
And thanks for the video!!! that is absolutely amazing. yes Ace has a long way to go!

tori said...

ps and thanks for linking to me :)

Tom said...

no alien world could be as weird as ours...good grief...sheep pong!? and stop keeping jeff up all night, no wonder he can't keep a job.

nick said...

I tried to comment but aliens invaded my computer and all I can get is Venus TV. And their frigging flying saucer's completely ruined my lawn.

Darlene said...

Rain and her husband own a sheep and cattle ranch in Oregon and she posted this video last year. The work of those dogs is truly remarkable, not to mention the human efforts involved in this incredible display.

Baino, if you go to my blog today I have something for you.

Gledwood said...

Someone should introduce those aliens to mint sauce...

What do you mean before the encroachment of streetlights? There were gas lamps on the streets back in Victorian times!! How old ARE you??!?

Ronda Laveen said...

That is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen! I have to go back and finish my day but it will be much lighter now. Extreme Sheephearding is now my favorite sport!

On alien's, all I know is that since the 60s and 70s the incidence of abductions has significantly decreased. Maybe they got all they need.

i beati said...

Know this song"I see a bad moon arising "Ha

Leslie said...

I'm also going to Lol Alan's comment

Who knows what's out there "only the shadow knows"


well there are definately people who help me clean up the moon
moondustwriter

e said...

Aliens...well, you and mr. haveachat can include this in one of his stories...a bit of comedic edge...

Happy weekend!

Kath Lockett said...

What always amuses me about alien abductions is their regular preferral to examine the lucky human life form via an anal probe.

Is *that* where the aliens' anatomy books tells them that our main source of power and intelligence comes from? Hmmm, judging by the 'quality' of human product that claim to be abducted, they might not be too far off the mark after all.

Kate said...

Aliens? I'll swear we have them here... they always seem to be standing at bus stops.... weird looking individuals......

Happy mothers Day!!!

Ropi said...

Aliens? Hm..... interesting.

At least the conservative party won the elections in the UK. It is my year so far. They won in Hungary as well by gaining 68% of the seats, they won in the UK, and they are likely to won in the Netherlands as well. World is not such a bad place. :D

laughingwolf said...

happy mudders' day tomorrow, alla youse dem dere mudders ;)

aliens is what most of us are... in some capacity :P lol

CatLadyLarew said...

What? You mean he didn't insist on being flown to Area 51? What kind of an alien is he?

Happy Mother's Day, Baino!

CatLadyLarew said...

Best video ever! I couldn't get it to play the first time around... glad I persevered!

Megan said...

I quote Jack Burton:

"A man would have to be a fool to think we're all alone in this universe."

Megan said...

Giggles galore that it is "Episode 420!"

PattiKen said...

Wow! That's all I can say. Wow.

kj said...

Hells, i'm away and must be brief on my iPhone but happy mother's day from one to another.

I loves you

:)