A Romanian woman did not report her husband’s death for two weeks because she thought he was faking his death to get away from her. "Can't fool me, get up, you stiff!"
The 72-year-old woman told police in Vaslui she wanted to make sure her husband wasn’t trying to trick her by faking his death so he could start a new life with his mistress, so she sat over his body for 14 days before going to authorities.
Wasn't he a bit stinky?Police said there were no signs of foul play and that the dead man had a well established heart condition.
Till death do us part … uh, maybe not.
And this, is for no other reason than I love Barber and had a little party on my own tonight and felt incredibly guilty at shafting my golden boy but . . there is this remarkable piece. When I die . . please, please, play it at my wake . . .
Have a good weekend!