You know how I'm looking for my Knight in Shining Armour? Well . . . went along to Winterfest this weekend. All on my lonesome because nobody wanted to be involved in such a gothy nerdfest but hey, it was a gorgeous day and at worst a nice walk in the park.
Although the search for the perfect man was not easy:
There was this guy being pummelled by kids whilst in the stocks. Looked a bit wet behind the ears to me.
Then this guy, but I dunno, feathers in caps? Just a little to foppish for my discerning tastes.
Now this guy was nice and tall but when he turned round had a faced only a mother could love
This guy had a lubly red coat but, green stockings? Fashion faux pas dahlink
This one? Nice bird but a shame about the hat!
Now this fellow was quite handy
This one just a little hirsute . .
This lot just wouldn't stop fighting . . .
Now this one just moaned too much and not in a good way ..
Found him! Just look at that codpiece!