Wednesday, September 05, 2007

DDD

I got into my muckies, drove out to Glenorie, fed the boys then sat on a freezing porch chair for two hours (mainly because the clock on my mobile still has daylight savings time so I was an hour early) waiting for the vet to drench and take some of Lozzies blood. It was worth the wait and I'm glad I put on a bit of lippy and a snufter of Calvin Klein. The man is a god. A literal "Oh my God". About 35, 6'2" built but wiry flashing big blue eyes, short cropped brown hair and a smile to make you melt. His now softened Glasgow accent trips wittily off the tongue and I'm a ball of moosh. Then out comes the pink disinfectant bath, the rubber wellies and gloves and a full body disposable virus suit complete with hoodie. I don't care, he even looked hot swabbing down. Not the normal precaution just a disinfect to try to stem the transmission of horse flu but it meant he stayed longer, talked more about IlDiablo and fireworks . . .he even asked for my number and has promised to call tomorrow . . . (sadly with the blood results) He came, I saw and he did what he had to do and then left . . but not before generously offering to disinfect my wheels for me . . now that's romantic don't you think?

Ahhh DDD . . . Douggie Didn't Disappoint!

11 comments:

Nonny said...

Ah bless his little cotton socks. Did he disinfect the horse? I’m confussed!

Baino said...

Haha . . the picture doesn't do him justice kiddo. He's drop dead knicker-wetting gorgeous. Disnifects his wellies, puts on a quarantine body suit which freaks the neddies. Then sticks a tube up the horses' noses and into their stomach and pours stuff in that stops them from getting worms. Then . . . walks back to the car, strips to the waist OMG. Chats about George Bush while he disinfects his hands (I'm looking at the pecs and biceps) and asks what I'm doing this weekend. Then disinfects his tyres and vanishes into the mist. Cawwwww. I'm still reeling!

Daz said...

A horse with a Glasgow accent??

Trippy.

Grannymar said...

Toyboy! I'll be over straight away.

Mind him for me. ;)

Nonny said...

heh, how how did you get a photo of him. He's hot alright I could think of numerous filthy things to say but I will restrain myself.

Baino said...

GM: You've got your Italian Stallion, eyes off my hot Scot!

DAZ: Not my boys, Laurie is a gay blade and talks like a girl and Chippy is an Aussie thug

Non: It's off the clinic's website hence the flash horse. Mine are paddock bashers.

Daz said...

I just noticed he has a perfectly square face, like a concrete block.

Round faces don't appeal to women anymore?

Baino said...

Daz: So does George Clooney . . hasn't done him any harm. You know you'd be my crushboy if I was 20 years younger and not 25,000kms away! So lay off my Brickman! Besides, I've seen him with his shirt off! Fwoooaaar.

ClareBear said...

I've never been fortunate enough to meet Douggie, so please stop being a hog and arrange for him to 'treat' when I'm there...You're right, he is GORGEOUS! (The horse ain't bad either..)

ClareBear said...

According to the site "Outside work, Doug enjoys scuba diving, snowboarding and racing his motorbikes, whether that be on bitumen or dirt"..I think we've found God mother...

Baino said...

ClearBear: Enough of the 'we' I found him first. HANDS OFF - he's my fantasy . . (I know that's totally weirding you out because I'm your mother but . . we have 'needs'you know!) You've got a world class cricketer, a professional golfer, a wakeboarder and now you want to horse around with my Moto X, scuba boy?