Saturday, October 20, 2007

What We're Searching For

Research shows Australian internet users are the world's most frequent searchers for websites using the keywords "Nazi", "Tom Cruise" and "marijuana" on Google search engines. Now what on earth does that say about us? And any agressive comment on Godwins Law will be deleted!

The top searchers for other keywords were as follows:

Jihad - Morocco, Indonesia, Pakistan - what, no Iraquis, Iranians or Palestinians

Terrorism - Pakistan, Philippines, Australia . . .Paki's harbour them, Phillippines train 'em Aussies are paranoid about them

Hangover - Ireland, UK, US - . . Aussies know how to hold their liquor!

Burrito - US, Argentina, Canada - US deport them, Argentina grows them, Canadians want to know what they are.

Iraq - US, Australia, Canada - coalition of the "We were too scared to say no"

Taliban - Pakistan, Australia, Canada - Supporters and detractors . . .

Tom Cruise - Canada, US, Australia - Why, oh why, oh why?

Britney Spears - Mexico, Venezuela, Canada - Shy ugly men looking out for themselves.

Homosexual - Philippines, Chile, Venezuela - Well travelled ugly men looking for little boys.

Love - Phillipines, Australia, US - Ugly Australian and US men looking for a ping pong jugglers and housekeepers.

Botox - Australia, US, UK - vain little wankers we are! I am smiling - permanently

Viagra - Italy, United Kindgom, Germany - haha . . now we know why Italians are great lovers, we all knew the Brits are wound tight and the Germans . . .I have no idea

David Beckham - Venezuela, UK, Mexico - well that goes without saying - all soccer nuts!

Kate Moss - Ireland, UK, Sweden - Coke heads!

Dolly Buster - Czech Republic, Austria, Slovakia -Ah we all love a skimply leather-clad, botox lipped, techno porn queen!

Car bomb - Australia, US, Canada - what the?

Marijuana - Canada, US, Australia - Yeay spliffers of the world unite! Thanks K8 I love that word.


The Pinata said...

You f_____ a_____! I'll kick the s_____ out of your l_____ a____.

'Twould have been easier for him to write the words, if that passage is anything to go by.

Absolute Vanilla (and Atyllah) said...

I'm surprised we didn't make it onto the spliffers of the world unite list!

Baino said...

Ah Pinata . . would have been quicker to write DAZ. Does that mean that you're sweet inside?

AV: You're just better at not getting caught!

Daz said...

I don't know who this Pinata chap is, but I'm sure he wants to avoid being accosted by generically named desert mammals.

Anonymous said...

Gutten tag, you have sought out statistics und actung put all the Autrian searches from wide web in one place to advertise what a strange and unknown country it is. Dolly Buster needs to come und stay in Vienna which is why there's all the searching, she can have my leiderhosen. I salute you for doing this collection to advertise what a great nation we are. Auf weidersein.

Baino said...

Daz: You're off topic and mingling your IM's. I will find said desert mammal and expose him for the dickwad he is. Apologies to other commenters. This will make no sense. Secret Dazzy/Baino business.

Baino said...

Anon: You can have her in Wein. Bust her Dolly's and share a schnitzel.

Anonymous said...

Oh blah, you knew it was me! Didn't want anyone to know I was from Australia after your post! I find the faces in the audience of Dolly's video most astounding! Couldn't watch the whole vid because of Dolly though. It might explain the German 'viagra' search - them being closely related to the Czech, Austrians and Slovakians. NEVER understood what it is/was about goodey-two-shoes Cruise, although he's profile isn't too clean now and he might grow alien tentacles instead of feet soon.

Rambler said...

Actually the same article was up in one of the national dailies here in India, and am too ashamed to tell the most searched word..

Baino said...

Rambler: Big ass welcome.Hey I just report as is. But do tell . . c'mon .. .spill. Asia was very neglected in the poll!

Absolute Vanilla (and Atyllah) said...

We probably don't get caught because it's so much of a national pasttime it may as well be legal!