Friday, April 17, 2009

Friday Fuckwit


Teenager paints giant willie on roof of family home

Rory McInnes, 18, climbed on to the flat roof of his parents' home and daubed the symbol using a tin of white paint, after watching a programme about Google Earth.

But parents Andy and Clare did not discover their son's rude artwork until a helicopter spotted it on top of their home near Hungerford, Berkshire in England.

The pilot called The Sun newspaper, which then contacted Mr McInnes to tell him.

Mr McInnes, 54, a company director, thought the newspaper was having a joke.

He said: "It's an April Fool's joke, right? There's no way there's a 60ft phallus on top of my house."

However, when he asked each of his four children if there was indeed the image of a phallus on their newly-completed roof, Rory owned up.

When Mr McInnes phoned his son, who is currently in Brazil on a gap year, the teenager said: "Oh, you've found it then!"

The boy's father appeared to take the prank in good humour.

But he said: "When Rory gets home he will be given a scrubbing brush and white spirit and he can go and scrub it off."

More of a funwit than a fuckwit . .because it's been a week of total fuckwittage and I need some laughter . . . and a far cry from the knobs my boss and Maloney used to draw on my lecture books years ago!

Erm . . M rated . . .but thankfully short . . .


29 comments:

Melanie said...

oh dear, I have such a story to tell about drawing said phallus symbol on things but I fear being hunted down because I just KNOW someone will remember a certain incident at the %^$$# carpark and all I can say is it was like 30 years ago OK IM SORRY

Grannymar said...

I never liked a flat roof! ;)

Candie Bracci said...

ROFL :D

hokgardner said...

I had seen that in the news and chuckled. Good for the parents for taking it in stride.

subtorp77 said...

Obsure reference: King Triton's castle spire in "The Little Mermaid" theatre poster( of which I've an original lobby # ). The artist used a phallus as his signature in most of his work. unfortunately, the Disney heads( pardon the expression ) didn't take to kindly to this. I remember pulling all the videos when they hit the stores.

Here, at least the kid is being somewhat creative and not out shooting any-one!

Liza said...

That is f-ing hilariuos!

Megan said...

Classic.

Gledwood said...

how vulgar!

Moon said...

Marvellous, just my kind of humour ... ha ha ha

laughingwolf said...

bloody pathetic lack of talent, and zero imagination... :(

Melissa said...

LOL!! We have a flat roof over our bedrooms ... I can't let my brothers-in-law see this! :D Have a great weekend Baino! I'm going to try and do the blog prompt questions you posted here ...

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Ropi said...

Hehe, one of my classmates once drew a penis to my other classmates car.

Bimbimbie said...

Funny *!*

Baino said...

Melanie you're wicked!

With good reason apparently Grannymar

ROFLMACOPTA C:)

Amazing what you find on Google Earth Hokie

Subby I've heard that the animators pop obscure symbols (if you catch my drift) within their movies.

Kid's got a sense of humour and plenty of time by the looks of it. Welcome aboard Liz!

Hehe Megs. I said 'penis' *giggle*

Now don't you come the high moral ground with me Mr Gledwood!

Moon, I can only imagine!

Harsh Wuffa! He's 18, that's all they think about!

Onya Mel. Good weekend to you and your lot too!

Ropi, it's a right of passage! I've driven around with one carved in the dust on my car without knowing it!

Well I thought so Annie!

Marianna said...

Thank you...you made my Friday!!

lol lol

Ribbon said...

Many moons ago after a drawing exam a couple of my fellow students drew large penises on my nudes which I wasn't aware of until my drawings were returned to me :-(
I can laugh now, but I wasn't feeling too comfortable back then... (and I had to repeat the class)

great story... wish I had an enormous roof to climb on :-)

best wishes Ribbon

Ribbon said...

G'day... finally got to comment and enjoy your interview :-)
x Ribbon

Brian Miller said...

lol. wonder how many pilots had a good laugh before this was done?

River said...

My Husband wanted to make one out of clay and stand it in the yard. Art he called it. He envisioned giant boobs as well. I put my foot down. Now we have a family of clay meerkats instead.

Kath Lockett said...

GoshGollyGeeWhatsit Daddy, you're not interrupting me on my jolly jaunt of a gap year, are you?

GAP YEAR = FUCKWITS playing with parents' money. Bastards.

nick said...

Never mind the penis, that's a bloody big house. About time they shared it with a few others. You could probably get several families in the billiards room alone.

Quickroute said...

I'm with Nick - I was picturing a semi-detached but that is a housing estate!

subtorp77 said...

Baino, yes it happens quite often( The Rescuers was another example of this--have a "banned" copy of that, as well ). Don't see what all the fuss is about, what with their explotation machines?

Susan said...

Something deep in my dark little unworthy peasant soul is all aglow at the thought of such a grand house being graffiti'd this way. Ah, bliss.

Lucky kid. If I'd done anything similar and MY parents found it? I wouldn't have survived.

kj said...

i failed to comment on this post? must have been a tough day, because this is ripe for comment and commentary!

matter of fact, i wish i had the cleverest thing to say right this minute.

what a hoot. this was in the mainstream news, baino??

xoxo

Maria said...

Uuuups, giant Willie, now I know what this is... :))

Maria said...

Susan: I dont know if MY parents would have understood???

Cuppa Jo said...

That is fabulous.