OK I borrowed them all except the last one . . . palatable antibiotics obviously aren't - and I thought dogs had no taste buds given the stuff they'll eat!
How can there be self-help “groups”?
Why do people ask "Can I ask you a question?" when quite obviously they just did!
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take it for a ride in the car it sticks it's head out the window? ?
Do penguins have knees?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How many holes could there be be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
How did a fool and his money get together?Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Why do we keep returning to the fridge in the hope that something inspiring to eat will have materialised?
Why isn't phoenetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If corn oil is made from corn, and peanut oil is made from peanuts, what is baby oil made from?
Why do peanut butter jars claim "may contain traces of peanuts or nuts"?
If athiests go to court, do they have to swear on the Bible?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off?
Why is it when you're sleeping it's called drool, but if you're awake, it's called spit!
Why do medicines such as sleeping pills have warnings "May cause drowsiness?"
And last but not least . . how come a dog will eat its own poo but won't swallow an antibiotic!
Friday, April 04, 2008
It's Friday, yeay! Weekend is here and plans afoot for stuff. So something silly to take you into the weekend: