Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Good Vibrations

I was a little anxious, I'd taken the morning off for this experience, not something I normally do.
It was all very friendly and cheerful, she managed to make me feel relaxed within the first 10 minutes. We made jokes about going to the S & M shop in Kings Cross called the 'Tool Shed' whilst another, younger woman looked on and raised her eyebrows.

"Ok there's something wrong with this!" she said "The rubber part isn't fitting properly"

She made sure I was properly attired and comfortable.

Then she, asked me to lay back and relax, it wouldn't take long . . . as she discreetly turned on the vibrator and apologised slightly about the noise . . she'd bought it on special! It was!

She made me lie back, relax and for 15 minutes I was wet and slipped into a state of euphoria I hadn't experienced since last November . . .


I really love having the conditioning massage in a a vibrating chair at the hairdresser's . .
And the colour looks pretty funky too!

22 comments:

Ryan said...

sometimes i deliberately put product in my hair before i go so i have to have my hair washed beforehand.

but dont tell anyone sssshhh

Absolute Vanilla (and Atyllah) said...

You are far too saucy for your own good - I think you need to get out and find that Brazilian again...

Right, so when do we see the new hair colour?

;-)

laughingwolf said...

uh... i was totally ELSEwhere, from the opening lines! :O lol

Anonymous said...

Hell no, me no likely. I hate when they do it, I feel violated.


Nonny

Aunt Reeny's After Thoughts said...

I like your blog! Came through Gledwood's page. Good photos you have here!

Cheers!

Quickroute said...

I love a good hair wash massage but I get so relaxed I practically fall asleep. Vibrating chair in a hairdressers ? - I must try that

Ropi said...

My grandparents have massage chair and I hate it. Everyone likes it except me. It hurt my back.

Ernest de Cugnac said...

baino - you are one naughty girl. Jeez you had me rubbing my eyes there saying "I don't believe it".

Nick said...

You could have spun it out a bit longer, Baino, teased us a bit, but clearly you wanted to reach the climax without too much delay. Hope the coiffure's still looking bonzer, btw.

Grannymar said...

I bet the boy readers were wet and in a state of euphoria! :roll:

I think I need to have words with my hairdresser. 'a vibrating chair at the hairdresser's' I want big time.

Bimbimbie said...

Aha*!* So now we know the real reason for fronting up at the hairdresser a week early ;)

Baino said...

Haha . . I knew you were a big girls blouse! Good tho init! Especiall if the rubber collar on the neck rest is fitted properly!

Saucy? Moi? I wish! And . . .maybe.

Wuffa, you're a bloke . .tis to be expected.

Really Nonny? Not at all, I love it but it never lasts long enough (bit like sex really) To me it's like the poor man's body massasge!

Hey Aunty Reeny, you're very welcome and thanks although this post is not indicative of the 'tone' of the blog methinks.

Quickie the first time I went she didn't warn me that the 'wash couch' actuaally vibrated, was a bit of a shock but you get used to it!

Awww Ropi! Maybe you had it turned on to vigorous! Tall people often have problems with their back so maybe you'd better get a proper massage from a physio!

Ernest, I had absolutely nothing to post so went for effect!

Nick! I had to post a quicky! Plus my inexperience with such things would have shown through had I prolonged the ecstasy!

Grannymar, another reason for not prolonging the tale! They're good, really!

Tsup! Quite so Bimbimbie! I'd have a 'conditioning treatment' every day if I could afford it!

Christopher said...

Hey, I'm a bloke and I can promise the opening lines did not make me think anything.

I was too distracted by the pictures.

Jay said...

Hahaha! You are a Bad Girl, Baino! LOL!

Baino said...

Christopher, you're a librarian, you're supposed to READ the words! Um but as you say, you're a bloke so that goes without saying.

Jay I'm naughty but nice! And I'm so thinking of stealing your Calendar girl idea! (for my Princess btw not me!)

Bear Naked said...

A delightful decadent post.

Bear((( )))

Baino said...

Thank you nudie bear! Decadent is my middle name (but I hardly ever use it)

English Mum said...

Ha. PornoBaino!!! I love getting my hair done. They do a fab Indian head massage when you've got your conditioner in. Heaven x

laughingwolf said...

uh... yeah! :P lol

Baino said...

Ahh EM is that what it's called. This particular hairdresser is particularl good . . .aww. . .wanna go back now!

Ces said...

I was distracted I thought I left a comment. I can relate. Although I don't wear rubber or leather suits...

Maria said...

*LOL*