- Change the sheets and doona covers
- Do about 6 loads of washing and peg it on the line after turning countless pairs of socks the right way out (that really shits me)
- Dust and damp wipe all surfaces (except those in the kids rooms because I can't see any)
- Clean the bathrooms and toilets
- Vaccum and sweep the floorspace that is visible (again not an issue in the kids rooms)
- Wash the slate floors (living areas and bathrooms)
- Have a smoko and a cup of coffee with my sister and check the welfare of our horses
- Come back home and crank up the leaf blower
- Check that there aren't ducks fouling the pool, backwash and chlorinate
- Throw out this week's recycle stuff (mainly empties)
- Bring in the 6 loads of washing only to find that DrummerBoy has another load in the back of his car
- Duck out to the shops for something for dinner (I usually eat alone on Saturday so it's an opportunity for something a little out of the ordinary) and of course the mandatory two bottles of bubbly and evening dose of cigarettes
- That my friends is the reality of my Saturday and by this time, I'll be ready to check the blogs, pour a glass and relax.
Is this real enough?
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