Saturday, January 19, 2008

Blokes Guide To Understanding Sheilas

It' no joke but the so called Aussie foreplay, "Are you awake luv?" is often not too far from the truth. Some men are terrific at working women out, some are absolutely hopeless, some men just can't be bothered but I stole this from a friend's Facebook page and just quietly fellas . . . it has resonance (don't worry, I'm working on one for the girls - contributions welcome!):

When she walks away from you mad follow her
When she stare's at your mouth kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you grab her and don't let go
When she start's yelling at you kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you give her your attention
When she pull's away pull her back
When you see her at her worst tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, let her keep it
When she tease's you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, dont look away until she does
When she says she misses you she's hurting inside
When you break her heart the pain never really goes away
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's backside am I kicking?"

mmm . . lot to remember!


Anonymous said...

I don't even understand it! HAHA. Hmmm to pin it inside hubby's wardrobe or not. He's pretty good actually ;)

Unknown said...

I thought all we needed to do was let them know where the fridge, stove and washimg machine was. Maybe that's what I've been doing wrong?

Anonymous said...

That will do for starters!

Anonymous said...

Horse Hockey!
Ya' do all that and get kicked in the teeth anyways.
Ya' want to know why jewelers don't repair womens watches anymore? They're putting clocks on stoves today!

Anonymous said...

No worries here, Baino

I'm satisfied in more ways than one!!! :-D

Anonymous said...

Treat them mean, keep them keen.

Baino said...

Anon: I think if a man did all that,he'd be a bit of a metro. I like 'em a little rough around the edges. Not to rough mind you.

Ryan: That'll be your problem alright, perhaps you should remove the chain on the kitchen sink too.

GM: Too much for a simple man to remember I fear!

Brianf: You're just a little jaded at the moment. Consider the list, pick half a dozen 'certs' and go forward and propagate my man! I don't wear a watch . . .says something about me perhaps?

Steph: Glad to hear it but then we know you're married to a saint!

Anonymous: I know you believe that women should be there to cook clean and provide sexual favours in interesting places and positions . . good luck!